tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42401445528679348722024-03-13T13:41:01.007-04:00Fork This Llama - Sassy Broke BloggersDeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04692959941423361003noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-62402151273168447532017-09-03T17:34:00.004-04:002020-10-16T17:11:34.712-04:00Katy Perry - Witness: Track-by-Track review
Me trying to look away from this train-wreck of an album
1. Witness - 8/10
Katy brings out the big guns right away, dropping one of the best songs of the album, and even name-dropping the album. Usually I'm not a fan of the first song of the album being it's titular track (it just feels, like, lazy), but... I'll let it slide. There's a great airy quality to the opening, which pumps up into a Lukehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292633997237369679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-51797821686924924432015-10-17T01:48:00.003-04:002015-10-19T21:17:08.272-04:00Carly Rae Jepsen - EMOTION Track-by-Track Review (Deluxe)
The title's in pink so you know it's the deluxe version.
Remember that annoyingly catchy 2011 song "Call Me Maybe" with the music video featuring that awkward Canadian girl? She's back!! And just in case you thought she was a talentless one-hit wonder, she brought her guns out for Emotion (stylized EMOTION [stylized E•MO•TION]).
The song also inspired a number of Lukehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292633997237369679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-16390150247780198452013-12-13T03:20:00.003-04:002015-10-20T18:53:46.410-04:00BEYONCE DROPS ALBUM OUT OF A WORMHOLE IN SPACE; SLAYS LITERALLY EVERY POP BITCH ALIVE
SHE IS NOT FUCKING WITH TRICK BITCHES ANYMORE
12/13/13: something was supposed to be important today. (another pop bitch? a ratchet sequel? a ugly guy with a weave?) but then the world changed when god of the universe BEYONCÉ GISELLE KNOWLES-CARTER came out of a wormhole in space and dropped BEYONCÉ to the Earth.
Early scientific reports says the Earth may never Lukehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292633997237369679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-37387413395597659532013-11-20T17:52:00.000-04:002013-11-20T17:55:01.877-04:00PYD (feat R Kelly) review - Be Justin Bieber's girlfriend and get really bad misogynistic sex in return
Now that Justin Bieber finally popped his cherry by going to Brazil and sleeping with a prostitute, he's now convinced he's the expert of all things sex, as "PYD" clearly shows. PYD stands for "put you down" btw, which made me think this was an anti-bullying song for a while.
*Sigh*. Can I just listen to the iTunes snippet and pretend to have listened to the whole song and trash it? No? Ugh Lukehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292633997237369679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-49895363062852864212013-11-18T19:13:00.001-04:002013-11-18T21:06:00.441-04:00Top of the iTunes - Week of 11/18
This segment reviews the top 10 U.S. iTunes songs of the week.
iTunes Top 10 for 11/18 (taken around 4pm)
As thanksgiving (and more importantly, Black Friday) inches closer, the pop industry is churning out even more trash than usual. After all, executives need Christmas presents too ($$$). This week saw a massive influx in music by boys who are only popular because 13 year old girls want Lukehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292633997237369679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-12741103236030795632013-11-18T16:27:00.002-04:002013-11-18T16:30:52.486-04:00NES Ambassador Games - Fun Glitches to Try on Your 3DSI started this article like two years ago and never finished it. Cleaning house, here it is.
Glitches!
As mentioned before, these versions are direct
NES ports of the games. Basically, a ROM dump. That means that all the
glitches and bugs that were present in those games should work on your
3DS. This is really exciting for me, as I love trying out glitches. Here
are a few of my favorites forLukehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292633997237369679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-5954906981003595762013-11-18T16:23:00.001-04:002013-11-18T16:37:57.438-04:00Top of the iTunes - Week of 11/11This segment reviews the top 10 U.S. iTunes songs of the week.
iTunes Top 10 for 11/11 (taken around 5pm)
On this lucky week (make a wish!), let's look at what songs are currently making bank in the top 10. This week isn't All Bad, as some Royal tunes are Roaring and.... okay whatever, let's just skip to the impressions.
1. Justin Bieber - All Bad (review)
The newest entry in the "Lukehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292633997237369679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-91506714381115449002013-11-18T16:18:00.003-04:002013-11-18T16:31:00.425-04:00A New Era of Llama ForkingAfter like two years of inactivity, the urge to blog again has hit. Well, it's hit at least one of us, aka me, Luke. Those other lazy bitches are doing far less important things like getting a college education and experiencing love.
So what's changed in two years? I've gotten even sassier, and am more interested in pop music than video games. Because video games are for nerds and virgins.
Lukehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292633997237369679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-82569043011627955002011-09-19T19:11:00.001-04:002011-09-19T19:12:36.146-04:00Kevin Costner Drops Out of Django Unchained
Way to go, Kevin Costner.
I may have been wary of your villain-playing ability at first, but I was
starting to actually look forward to seeing you as a sadistic slave trainer in Django Unchained. I thought you could pull it off. I believed in you. And what do you do? You drop out of the movie. I’m ashamed.
According to a tweet from Variety writer Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00604847819014210846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-53330752538576060052011-09-18T11:39:00.002-04:002011-09-18T11:41:23.700-04:00Professor Layton VS Phoenix Wright: New Screenshots and Will it be Released Somewhere Other Than Japan?
This game is the reason why I bought my 3DS in the first
place! (Okay, well, maybe not the whole reason, but one of the biggest.) I love
all the Phoenix Wright games for DS. I’ve played all of them, including Apollo
Justice, and Investigations. I don’t own any of them, sadly, but I guarantee that
I will own this game. (I do own Professor Layton and the Curious Village, by
the way. It’s the Deehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04692959941423361003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-72709558727246831352011-09-17T12:38:00.001-04:002011-09-17T16:15:02.680-04:00Why the 3DS Slide Pad Will Actually Be Great
Horrible.
Ask anyone who bought a
Nintendo 3DS launch day about its launch, and they’ll give you a list of complaints.
The battery life is terrible, the 3D sweet-spot is tiny, there are no games for
it, it was overpriced, the eShop took over two months to be up, there are still NO GAMES, etc. In
Nintendo’s attempt to get the 3DS out before the end of their fiscal year, they
basically screwed Lukehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292633997237369679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-31348351019655277892011-09-14T20:32:00.002-04:002011-09-14T20:34:51.194-04:00Django Unchained Casting News
In case you’ve been meditating in the Himalayas or something
and haven’t heard, Quentin Tarantino is working on a film, a spaghetti Western
by the name of Django Unchained. If you haven’t heard of the original Django, it’s a 1966 spaghetti Western
about a badass cowboy named Django who drags a coffin around everywhere. It’s awesome.
Watch the trailer.
Actually,Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00604847819014210846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-35258391739478361632011-09-12T14:40:00.000-04:002015-10-19T21:16:01.793-04:00Top 50 Avatar: The Last Airbender Characters (Part 1, 50-31)
Us here at ForkThisLlama will die believing that Avatar: The Last Airbender is one of the best shows of all time. Each of us were introduced to it at different times but all of us became obsessed. Have you ever known anyone who disliked Avatar? We did't think so. (Because we killed them.) A major contributing factor to this love of the show are its fabulously amazingLukehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292633997237369679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-69793656377458343762011-09-11T09:52:00.001-04:002011-09-11T13:56:04.003-04:00The Dark Knight Rises: Marion Cotillard Isn't Playing Talia al Ghul?
Ever since her casting was announced, it’s been thought that
Marion Cotillard will be playing Talia al Ghul in The Dark Knight Rises. After
all, it makes sense. Ra’s al Ghul played
a large role in Batman Begins, and to
have his daughter show up in the final film of the Batman trilogy would be a
nice way of wrapping things up. Of
course, Cotillard’s character was officially Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00604847819014210846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-60304691867332249542011-09-08T18:06:00.003-04:002011-09-08T18:09:16.391-04:00The Dark Knight Rises: Juno Temple Talks About Her Role
When Juno Temple was cast in The Dark Knight Rises some time ago, the word was that she would be playing “a street-smart Gotham girl”. Not all that much to go on, but it was enough to start up some fan theories. All kinds of ideas were tossed around – Batgirl, a female Robin, Harley Quinn – but the most popular (and plausible) theory by far was that Temple would be playing Holly Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00604847819014210846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-24242711079230128632011-09-07T15:00:00.000-04:002011-09-07T16:11:38.426-04:003DS Ambassador Games Impressions - Super Balloon Wrecking Bros.
Mario, Zelda, Metroid and more on your 3DS. Now you're playing with power!
Only July 28th, Nintendo made a pretty bold move. In hopes of spiking 3DS sales, Nintendo announced a $80 price cut for the 3DS, a huge amount for so soon in its lifespan. To stop fans who bought the 3DS at full price from raging, Nintendo offered what they called "3DS Ambassadors" (people who bought a 3DS before the Lukehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292633997237369679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-6337338099343106342011-09-06T17:29:00.003-04:002011-09-06T18:40:00.110-04:00A Very Potter Threequel Looks Promising For Near Future!SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THEM YET! (If you haven’t, then what are you doing reading this post? WATCH!)
Apparently, Joey Ritcher (who plays Ron Weasley) told fans that they had a great script in the works for the third installment to the original A Very Potter Musical. It didn’t take long for both that and its follow-up,A Very Potter Sequel, to become popular. Once Darren Criss (the seriesDeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04692959941423361003noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-6656372498720484002011-09-05T20:46:00.002-04:002011-09-05T20:50:35.847-04:00The Last Airbender: Legend of Korra Updates - 2013 Release?!?! Read these old Korra posts to pass the timeWell, shit.
Korra 2012: Now coming 2013
When The Last Airbender: The Legend of Korra series was first announced, the 2012 release date seemed like it would never come. Now that we're finally near 2012, the cruel folks at Nickelodeon have now pushed Korra back... to 2013. Obviously, a lot of fans (including me) were really disappointed at this. Could this just be a typo? While it is still notLukehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292633997237369679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-74183523875190591062011-08-29T21:36:00.004-04:002011-08-30T16:21:20.043-04:00First Teaser Trailer for The Hunger Games Movie via VMAs - How is it? (Plus Director Commentary!) EDIT: Oh. Spoiler alert. If you haven't read The Hunger Games already, what are you waiting for! READ!!!
The first official trailer for the new Hunger Games movie adaption was released during the VMAs yesterday. While it doesn't show too much (it is a teaser trailer), it's the first time we've seen footage of the movie. So, how was it?
The trailer, in all its teaser glory.
Personally, I Lukehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292633997237369679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-57649101060637206052011-07-13T15:48:00.011-04:002015-10-20T18:52:40.178-04:00Monster Tale (DS) Review – Metroid + Tamigachi = ?
Monster Tale In-Depth Review
Monster Tale is the second DS game from developer Dreamrift, and like their previous title, Henry Hatsworth in The Puzzling Adventure, it combines two different genres into one experience. As the box art declares, there’s “Action Adventure on Top Screen. Deep Pet Raising Sim on Bottom Screen.” And while only one of these sentences is really accurate, this is stillLukehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292633997237369679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-73300422734632998012011-05-30T12:39:00.000-04:002011-05-30T12:39:15.076-04:00Ace Attorney Movie News: Cast, Set Photos, and More
It’s official – a live-action Gyakuten Saiban (that is, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney) movie is in the works. Really.
Rumors about an Ace Attorney movie started about a week ago, when director Takashi Miike spoke of his next film in an interview for The Huffington Post, saying:
"It is a very light comedy that I am filming now, a court drama, based on a video game, the Nintendo game DS."
Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00604847819014210846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-29165589435200900562011-05-28T23:54:00.064-04:002011-05-29T09:11:07.701-04:00Ace Attorney Updates: Gyakuten Kenji 2, Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright, and Gyakuten Saiban 5The Ace Attorney series of DS games is one of my absolute favorites. Great storylines, gameplay that actually requires you to think (shocking!), memorable characters, healthy doses of humor – they’ve got it all. Needless to say, I’m more than a little displeased with the current situation of the latest game (i.e., its lack of a US release – more on that in a bit). After all, theBerryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00604847819014210846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-74367647048094843932011-05-26T18:37:00.006-04:002011-05-26T18:42:24.604-04:00Candy Land Movie = Lord of the Rings + Candy?
Awhile back, it was brought to my attention that a Candy Land movie is being made. Now, I was already aware of the Battleship movie currently in the works (which I am not at all happy about), but this was still pretty shocking news for me. I mean, what could possibly be done to make Candy Land into a movie? It’s a board game. About candy. Enough said. Still, Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00604847819014210846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-8890258285635905812011-05-26T17:38:00.001-04:002011-05-26T18:44:21.453-04:00Three Tough Girls Making Their Way From Book to ScreenWhenever I read a book and find out they’re making it into a movie, at first, I’m pretty excited. Once I let the idea digest a bit, I realize how terrified I actually am of the results. The movie industry just doesn’t seem to know what it’s doing when it comes to these types of movies. If they put in everything it would be way too long, I get that. Sometimes certain things don’t transfer so well Deehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04692959941423361003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4240144552867934872.post-69383492263273161802011-05-25T19:54:00.006-04:002015-10-20T18:57:56.662-04:00Born This Way [Special Edition] Mega Review – Ranking All 17 Songs
It’s finally out. After waiting a year and a half (though it felt much longer) for Lady Gaga’s new album, it’s released to the masses. Can you believe this is only her second full album? In that short time, Gaga’s music style has changed pretty substantially, especially for a pop artist. But does Born This Way present a step forward or backward for the newest queen of pop? The answer to that Lukehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292633997237369679noreply@blogger.com0